Soulja Boy got stoned. Well, almost. Your man realerthanlife posted the article about a kid who threw a rock at Soulja Boy's tour bus and busted the windshield. When he was questioned by the authorities as to why, he simply said "I hate Soulja Boy". Apparently, some others feel the same way "This 12 year old boy is a hero" stated JJMONEYBAGZ
I don't hate the kid. Maybe this is the solution to combat all of this wack music plaguing the airwaves.You don't think so? Have you ever been hit with a rock? A good stoning will stop the toughest of men dead in their tracks! Remember David and Goliath? Back in Biblical times it was a common occurrence for someone who had committed an offense to be publicly stoned. And some recent hip-hop is just plain offensive. So lets bring back the good old days of throwing rocks at people that suck. Hurricane Chris is in town? BONG! Flo Rida is on tour? SMACK! Ja Rule...wha? POW! Think about it, these so called "artists" would be a lot more careful about what they decide to put out if they knew they were gonna suffer some lumps for a bad album. Yeah, and I know I'm not alone in this either, "...I'd do that to" commented jeanius.
I know, I know, the average rapper would kill anybody who would dare do this. That's why I propose slingshots! They provide good distance and amazing accuracy, which would allow you to strike from an unseen location. Just imagine, slingshot snipers perched on rooftops, raining down judgment from up above... "Crank Dat, Soulja Boy!!!"
Just a thought. -Kapital One