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BODY & SOUL: Mmmmm, Christians

Blackwomansweb grinded an article asking a simple question, Should a Christian woman have sex before marriage? Hell yea! Would you buy a car without test driving it?  Or would you buy a new pair of Christian Louboutin pumps without trying them on? If you answered no then you’ve won a prize. Still not convinced? Well here are 5 reasons to bump uglies before you jump the broom.

The Prayers Club - If you’re looking for a jump off, the night club is not the place to go. A well known secret is to go to church. Christian woman are freaky and willing to please. My pastor once preached a sermon about a woman who sat in the front row wearing a skirt with the sole purpose of showing him she didn’t have on any panties.

Anything - Most Christian women will do anything to please their man. There's so much pressure to get married that they are willing to go to great sexual lengths to get a man to tie the knot.

Chicken Dinner - We all know Churches like to sell chicken, so you can guarantee she has a mean fried chicken recipe that will make you slap your mother.

Pray - If she is a good Christian woman then she knows how to pray. So it’s safe to say she’s used to being on her knees--did I just see lightning flashing?

Such A Lady - The best part of sleeping with a Christian woman is that she’s a lady in the streets as well as a freak in the bed. Besides what religious group you know who has more sex than the Christians?

-Xilla

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March 26, 2008, 01:01 PM EST

ooooh, telling all their business!! LOL

BlogXilla

March 26, 2008, 02:04 PM EST

lol hey it's the truth!! lol

Pantz

March 26, 2008, 06:01 PM EST

this is ridiculous. stooping to a new level. i don't find this amusing at all.

BlogXilla

March 26, 2008, 06:34 PM EST

Hi Pantz you wouldn't...

idkwhat2say

March 26, 2008, 06:56 PM EST

lol... thats funny especially the chick who sat in the front row to show off her goods!

Bill

April 07, 2008, 08:24 PM EST

Gaia, Pagan, Jews, and any other religion that doesn't teach sex is dirty.

August 08, 2008, 12:04 PM EST

DON'T YOU WANT THAT FIRST TIME TO BE A SPECIAL TIME,BESIDE MOST MEN JUST WANNA HIT IT ONE TIME THAN LEAVE IT ALONE,SO LADIES IF YOU LOVE GOD DO WHAT HE ASK IN HIS WORD.IN JESUS NAME I PRAY

August 20, 2008, 07:18 PM EST

listen to your momma, wait til marriage.

Stryker

August 21, 2008, 03:46 PM EST

its good to test the goods but would you be following true Christian values?

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