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BODY & SOUL: Mmmmm, Christians

Blackwomansweb grinded an article asking a simple question, Should a Christian woman have sex before marriage? Hell yea! Would you buy a car without test driving it?  Or would you buy a new pair of Christian Louboutin pumps without trying them on? If you answered no then you’ve won a prize. Still not convinced? Well here are 5 reasons to bump uglies before you jump the broom.

The Prayers Club - If you’re looking for a jump off, the night club is not the place to go. A well known secret is to go to church. Christian woman are freaky and willing to please. My pastor once preached a sermon about a woman who sat in the front row wearing a skirt with the sole purpose of showing him she didn’t have on any panties.

Anything - Most Christian women will do anything to please their man. There's so much pressure to get married that they are willing to go to great sexual lengths to get a man to tie the knot.

Chicken Dinner - We all know Churches like to sell chicken, so you can guarantee she has a mean fried chicken recipe that will make you slap your mother.

Pray - If she is a good Christian woman then she knows how to pray. So it’s safe to say she’s used to being on her knees--did I just see lightning flashing?

Such A Lady - The best part of sleeping with a Christian woman is that she’s a lady in the streets as well as a freak in the bed. Besides what religious group you know who has more sex than the Christians?

-Xilla

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March 26, 2008, 01:01 PM EST

ooooh, telling all their business!! LOL

BlogXilla

March 26, 2008, 02:04 PM EST

lol hey it's the truth!! lol

Pantz

March 26, 2008, 06:01 PM EST

this is ridiculous. stooping to a new level. i don't find this amusing at all.

BlogXilla

March 26, 2008, 06:34 PM EST

Hi Pantz you wouldn't...

idkwhat2say

March 26, 2008, 06:56 PM EST

lol... thats funny especially the chick who sat in the front row to show off her goods!

Bill

April 07, 2008, 08:24 PM EST

Gaia, Pagan, Jews, and any other religion that doesn't teach sex is dirty.

August 08, 2008, 12:04 PM EST

DON'T YOU WANT THAT FIRST TIME TO BE A SPECIAL TIME,BESIDE MOST MEN JUST WANNA HIT IT ONE TIME THAN LEAVE IT ALONE,SO LADIES IF YOU LOVE GOD DO WHAT HE ASK IN HIS WORD.IN JESUS NAME I PRAY

August 20, 2008, 07:18 PM EST

listen to your momma, wait til marriage.

Stryker

August 21, 2008, 03:46 PM EST

its good to test the goods but would you be following true Christian values?

October 24, 2008, 12:05 AM EST

God knows wats good for us dats y he told us to stay virgin before marriage!

October 26, 2008, 07:46 AM EST

Not worth it...Waiting is better..If you keep test driving cars..They become use instead new status. The more you drive it the more the value goes down *LOUD* MESSAGE!

iftikhar

October 28, 2008, 05:49 AM EST

its interesting account but not based on reality.checking something is a different matter.

LADI MAYTREXX

November 10, 2008, 08:28 AM EST

If the girl is really a Virgin, then why not wait.  If your man enough you will teach her and make her amazing. Marriage isn't just about sex, you can find that anywhere, what you can't find is connection.  Don't get me wrong it is very important, But you can teach her.  

LBMEEK

February 10, 2009, 11:07 AM EST

The truth of the matter in my opinion is simply. And that is the the fundamentals of a relationship have shifted, and the idea that you need to have great sex to keep the attention of someone is just not true. A sexaul relationship should be about the structure of the relationship. When you have gone the extra mile to prove your feelings and plus are willing to wait that makes the committment real, and women I hate to tell you the truth but if you don't make us work for it that is the reason we replace you once the body isn't what it was with something half your age. For a man to be a man we are dominate creatures and we want our woman to feel as if we are the world, and for a woman to think that you earn placement in her world not between her legs.

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