In this Global Grind video submitted by yours truly, we got to take a humorous look at a serious problem. The WNBA is the redheaded stepchild of American sports, and who knows how much longer the league can stay around. Men don't like it because it's boring and most of the players look like Dennis Rodman, women don't like it because they'd rather check out cute guys on the Knicks. This led me to raise the question, are there any other things in professional sports that are as unappealing as women's basketball? Check out the other four.
4. NASCAR - How anyone can find entertainment by watching cars drive in a circle for 2 hours straight is beyond me. Despite the questionable "athletic displays" by race car drivers, they have millions of redneck fans who keep the sport alive. NASCAR fans are like people who voted for George Bush, you've never personally met one because they all live in St. Bumblef-ck, Kansas.
3. Men's Tennis - When women decide to play tennis, it's truly a beautiful display of competition. Two toned women in tiny skirts and tight tops, glistening with the glow of sweat while they swat the ball back and forth. All of that disappears when men decide to pick up a racket and play. Everything about tennis instantly turns into two sissies who couldn't cut it playing a real sport so they decided to take up glorified ping pong.
2. The NFL Pro Bowl - Pro football may be the sport of choice by most Americans, but just about everyone hates the Pro Bowl. It's a meaningless All-Star game that takes place *after* the season, and most of the players themselves fake injuries just so they won't have to show up. Football somehow loses it's luster when the players aren't trying to hurt each other.
1. Stuart Scott's Lazy Eye - You try to ignore it, all you want to do is watch Sportscenter and get the news and highlights for the day's activities. However, Stuart Scott's rogue eyeball won't let you enjoy the program it peace, it calls your name and makes you stare at it. "Hellloooo I know you see me over heeerre..." I believe if he just wore a pirate's eyepatch it might solve the problem. BOOYOW!
Are there any other sporting events that should have been included on this list? Let me know.
-Sportaphile