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Take One For The Team

Imagine waking up next to someone who had the nose of Jay-Z, hair like Brandy, and mouth like the Crypt Keeper and knowing exactly how you got there. You willingly dealt with an ugly person just so your friend can have their way with the extremely attractive friend. It's called "taking one for the team."

We've all done it before and we really don't mind. Nothing is forcing us to share our bed with the ugly friend but what bothers me is when the ugly friend does not know you're only entertaining their conversation so your friend can close the deal with their friend. I know a woman who looks like Jason Vorhee's without the mask, yet she always has a fly dude on her arm. It's this reason that her confidence is through the roof and she blast dudes for not liking her. What she doesn't know is that all the men she does get, is only because her best friend is a super model whose looks are amplified by having the female Jason following her around.

We have to stop the practice of  gassing the heads of ugly people for the benefits of our friends. I say our friends are grown, they can jump in the pit of wolfs, cougars and salty friends to get what they want. No need for us to hold their hand and distract the ugly friend from hating. So from here on out, I am no longer taking one for the team!

Have you ever dealt with the ugly friend for the sake of a your friend?

-Blogxilla

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October 07, 2008, 12:57 PM EST

That's not Cool!

October 10, 2008, 10:20 PM EST

the key is getting the hot one before your "wing man" does.

Don Blaze

October 20, 2008, 07:01 PM EST

Yea I did but I didn't sleep with her.  I did show her a good time but that was it.

October 26, 2008, 07:05 AM EST

WOW!! Naw...never did that...

October 28, 2008, 10:33 AM EST

many years ago i took one for a girlie friend of mine, the thing to remember is to use beer goggles!! get smashed and it really dont matter, hey she's my friend!

WorldMassAppeal

November 03, 2008, 05:55 AM EST

LOL! VERY FUNNY MF. Being honest is not in your make up. These are the standards that make me ‎ugly and like Jay and others so classified people. Have your mother every told you not to F with ‎people. Oh, she is cute and did the same. I am vicious, unloving, and dangerous in my dealings with ‎people period because of what smart a__ people said about me. Know I have become truly ugly and ‎coldly calculated. I am outwardly nice and well dressed with a career that I will make decision in others ‎lives. So when you go on that job interview remember that it is not because you are black, skinny, or ‎unqualified that you do not get the job but an a__hole. I will keep out working you. Like now, I got to ‎study. FTW!‎

retro kid

November 06, 2008, 04:52 PM EST

thasts cool but its a lil messed up i mean if ur only good frnds wit some one who have a find ass girl then ur gay because that jus shows that u have no confadince in u hahaha punk

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