Daily Grind : BodySoul

BODY & SOUL: You Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Category

Sex — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:00:00 GMT

There's a reason why online communities create different sections for content. It's because people like me get confused and fall victim to false member advertising. Everyday when I log onto Global Grind, I see people posting things into areas that have nothing to do with the content they're putting up and the perfect example of that is the "Sexuality" category.

R. Rutherford put up a post on a young woman named "Diamond" in the "Sexuality" category so you know what I thought. "Diamond" could be a stripper! Who hasn't known or heard of a stripper named "Diamond"? That's right up there with "Kristal," "Platinum" or "Rubber Jaws". It turned out that "Diamond" is a singer from down-south but that didn't stop jroc from making a sexually charged comment about the singer. "Yo name is Diamond," he comments. "Well I want you to be the ring on my..." You could probably guess the rest. Good luck selling albums in the "Sexuality" section Diamond. Hopefully, you have a lot of slow jams

Why in the blue hell did XFactor213 post a story about Steve Harvey being bald in Jet Magazine? Last I checked, Jet was a family mag and the only thing close to sex was the "Jet Magazine Beauty of The Week". Even then, some of those women had more facial fur than Rick Ross. Given that, I was taken aback. I'm not really interested in Steve Harvey's Brazillian wax job or anything else going on with him south of the border. Then, it became apparent that the story was about the hair on his head and not over his Lil' Harvey. That was a close one.

Ok, maybe this blog post went to the extreme to make a point but c'mon folks, let's get it right. No one wants to go to a category called "sexuality" and one day see flicks of you and your kids at Dorney Park. A thrill ride can be interpeted as a lot of things in a category called "sexuality." -The Blackspot

BODY & SOUL: Mmmmm, Christians

Sex — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:32:00 GMT

Blackwomansweb grinded an article asking a simple question, Should a Christian woman have sex before marriage? Hell yea! Would you buy a car without test driving it? Or would you buy a new pair of Christian Louboutin pumps without trying them on? If you answered no then you’ve won a prize. Still not convinced? Well here are 5 reasons to bump uglies before you jump the broom.

The Prayers Club - If you’re looking for a jump off, the night club is not the place to go. A well known secret is to go to church. Christian woman are freaky and willing to please. My pastor once preached a sermon about a woman who sat in the front row wearing a skirt with the sole purpose of showing him she didn’t have on any panties.

Anything - Most Christian women will do anything to please their man. There's so much pressure to get married that they are willing to go to great sexual lengths to get a man to tie the knot.

Chicken Dinner - We all know Churches like to sell chicken, so you can guarantee she has a mean fried chicken recipe that will make you slap your mother.

Pray - If she is a good Christian woman then she knows how to pray. So it’s safe to say she’s used to being on her knees--did I just see lightning flashing?

Such A Lady - The best part of sleeping with a Christian woman is that she’s a lady in the streets as well as a freak in the bed. Besides what religious group you know who has more sex than the Christians?

-Xilla

BODY & SOUL: Thick Women vs. Slim Women - Who Takes It Better?

Sex — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:18:00 GMT

Streetknowledge's post of The list of the top 100 models is a great source of eye candy on this freaky Friday, yet I’m still not impressed. Many of the models on the list were thick women, with more curves than Buffy the Body driving down a European highway. But there is a debate that goes on in locker rooms, barbershops and the smoking sessions of males across urban America. Could a thick woman take it like a slim woman can?

I have heard many men say the majority of thick women can not take a good “pounding.” Some say it’s because all that thickness makes things shallow, while slim women are deeper. If you ever slept with a thick woman then you probably had your experience with them running. You know, when you start at the foot of the bed and end up with her head sandwiched between the headboard!?!?!

Slim women, on the other hand, can absorb much more, at least from my experience. While putting their legs around the back of their neck, there is much less inching back during session of rough sex. You know what I mean? While some may complain of hip bones jabbing men in the sternum, many find the curves of a slim body more appealing.

So today’s topic, who can take it better, thick women or slim women?

-Xilla

BODY & SOUL: Hot Chick, Wack Profile

Sex — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:19:00 GMT

The reigning Grind Queen, Sensation, grinded a link to an article about a 23-year-old guy living in Munich, Germany. He wanted to know how to write a girl who has nothing on her profile. Well, I thought some of the Grinders might have this same question. First thing you want to do is find a common interest.

If there is a song on her page send her a message about the song. If you don’t know the artist or don’t know what to say about the artist, try a quick search of Google and let her know a bit of dirt on the artist who sings her favorite song of the moment. Music is and easy way to break the ice, so if you write the right thing you may be able to cross her i's and dot her t’s if you know what I mean.

If you find yourself still looking for something to write, you can always look towards her pictures to fuel your conversation. Compliment her on her eyes, hair style, or her smile. A genuine stroke of a person’s ego is almost guaranteed to get you a reply. One thing you must remember is to make your message stand out. If she is a pretty girl its safe to say she receives hundreds of messages from men just saying "Hi, hey shawty, what it do," or "D*mn you’re fine."

How do you get in with a member of the opposite sex that you find online? -Xilla

BODY & SOUL: That New, New

Sex — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:29:00 GMT

Let’s face it. Most relationships get boring really fast, especially when you spend the first few months staring at each other like a daydreaming second grader who gets sent to the corner. Well, here are three ways to keep your relationship hot and spicy in the bedroom.

1. Playing Dress Up - Send your wife, girlfriend or jump-off to the store to buy some new sleep attire. Better yet, find time to set up a date and the both of you can go on a naughty shopping spree. This will add excitement to your sex life and spark some spontaneous ideas which may lead to some PDA [Public Displays of Affection]

2. Rough Her Up - Fried Chicken is delicious, but if you eat it every night for a year then even grand ma’s Southern Fried Classic will make your stomach turn. Same thing goes for sex. If every night when you make love to her, it’s slow and sensual, try giving it to her hard and dirty, and vice versa. She probably wants this, but is too much of a lady to tell you she does.

3. The Movies - Adult movies are a cool way, to learn new things, and get your lover in the mood. Working in corporate America has taught me that women think about sex just as much as men, so using an adult movie can be just what a stale relationship calls for. Be sure to pick a classy adult movie--not one with edited clips of the same scene featuring men and women with bullet holes and ashy elbows--and your night should turn out fine. -Xilla